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The child Thank you for all you had done for us. We are missing you, and will continue to miss you till the day we meet you again. Child of god, indeed you are. previous posts Finally~~ I see Death again... Is life really like that? A New Day! Nothing.much. The cycle... Project planning... Anger.Human.Life.Soul Random "bitching" comments links Krys Da Jie Aisya aka Ms "Lucky seh" Ah Gong Ant Uncle Zong Hui aka Hunky Kang Sheng(Uncle's best friend) Xiao Mei Hui Qing aka Food Buddy Stalker Jessie Chia Sin Sawadee Act Young Daigo "Sir" Gloria Josephine Gong Zhu Fredy aka Mr"I-Wan-2-Punch-U" Marc aka Mr "Wa Wa Wa Wa.." Lamer Char aka Asthma Woman My Lao Di My Lao Mei Ms Bear Baby Boi Mao Mao Miss "Otah" Mojojo
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Wednesday ( Kids nowadays... @ 9:53:00 PM ) TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ________________________________________ TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! _____________ TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spellit! _____________ TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! ______________ TEACHER: George, go to the map and find NorthAmerica. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: George! ______________ TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me! ______________ TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than youare. ______________ TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I." ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am." ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." _____________ TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." _____________ TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Nowdo you know why his father didn't punish him?" JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand." ______________ TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you sayprayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. _______________ TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog! ______________ TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPIL: A teacher. Hehehehehe... can you imagine the teacher's face? I mean, if it's me, I would be laughing all the way lah~ Hehehehe... 0 comments |
